[It's a lecture... On some level, he kind of appreciates it. So many people here have tiptoed around saying anything definitively to him one way or another, just muttering darkly about the time when such-and-such happened as if getting a two-line account of something that happened months ago is going to help him now... so! It is definitely a lecture, but the frankness is refreshing. Thanks, Felix, for not taking up another woe-is-us pity party about how Sometimes Bad Things Happen.

Like, he knows bad things happen. Come on.]

Fire isn't self-defense? Your high standards are unbelievable.

[But ah, yes, he has... more cool things!!]

Would you show me how to look after a sword? I happen to have recently acquired one, and it appears to be one too fine to neglect carelessly...

[this is bait. come see.]