[Ah, his hopes of a thrilling hunt, dashed so coldly on the rocks... So cruel. Or not, because that's a subtle critique of his nonexistent bow skills if he's ever heard one— and deserved! So he sighs and leans his elbow on the table, so very woebegone about his legendary beast kill that will never be.

But just for a second, before he switches gears to take this Hint. Ah, yes!!]

Other matters have become increasingly more likely since I left, now that you mention it! [Pause for suspense.] You see, the long and short of it is, as of now... I am the matron of the orphanage up in the hills.

[This part actually takes priority over the part where he fought a demon in a church, but he'll get there. For now, consider his many children.]

I have to say it took me by surprise!