[So Morgan's door is wide open—and that's fine, you know? Felix has, like, no interest in this weirdo and the weird things he possibly gets up to in his spare time, but as he passes by, he can't help but to briefly peek inside. It's human nature, you know... it's natural...
...But of course he has to stops when he sees all of THAT! What is this peaceful scene, y'all? Enjoy this flat look he's leveling at both creatures in this room.]
What are you doing.
[Is this not!question directed to Morgan? Is this not!question directed to Cat? Who knows!]
LOOK!! don't u sass me or i'll use the big eyes icon
[They sure are bonding. This cat will tolerate anyone who provides a) pets, b) food, or c) both, and Felix knows it? And the cat knows that Felix knows, which is why he lifts his head long enough to give Felix a sleepy (and slightly smug?) look. Oh, it's you... hello...
Anyway, that might just be... the most ridiculous thing Felix has ever heard, hence both the huff and the hand that goes right to his hip. Time to TELL this fool hos ridiculous this whole thing is.]
Singing to a—
[Wait? Wait. Back this whole thing up.]
...Liam?
[Excuse??? And from Morgan's lap, the newly christened LIAM meows in response...]
[Um, very cool and exceptionally badass people have three names? Duh?? But here's the true problem with this naming conundrum: saying that, no, Liam the cat cannot be Liam the cat is basically admitting that Liam the cat belongs... to Felix? And while Morgan, Marianne, and everyone else knows that Liam the cat definitely belongs to Felix... is Felix ready to own up to this...
...Whew! A tough call to make, even as Felix brings a hand to his forehead and tries to. Calmly think.]
Who named him? [He's, oh, 99.9% sure he knows the answer, so:] And why?
[Liam is eating this attention right up, purring and looking as smug as a cat can possibly look—and Felix is just, you know. Looking like a Felix.]
He has a cat face.
[Hence: Cat! But boy, does Felix feel... decidedly stupid as soon as that surly sentence leaves his lips? Time to turn away.]
Whatever. Now he's your problem.
[Except they all know that's a lie, because while Liam likes everyone, Liam likes Felix's grumpy-ass nature best of all. Why? Like appreciates like, or... something.]
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...But of course he has to stops when he sees all of THAT! What is this peaceful scene, y'all? Enjoy this flat look he's leveling at both creatures in this room.]
What are you doing.
[Is this not!question directed to Morgan? Is this not!question directed to Cat? Who knows!]
LOOK!! don't u sass me or i'll use the big eyes icon
We're bonding! Isn't that right, Liam?
[ Because that is the cat. Every cat deserves a name. ]
He likes it when I sing to him about battles!
[ It's more likely the cat likes the treats bribery, but okay. ]
i'll block his journal, maggie! test me!!
Anyway, that might just be... the most ridiculous thing Felix has ever heard, hence both the huff and the hand that goes right to his hip. Time to TELL this fool hos ridiculous this whole thing is.]
Singing to a—
[Wait? Wait. Back this whole thing up.]
...Liam?
[Excuse??? And from Morgan's lap, the newly christened LIAM meows in response...]
you love me!!!!!!!
[ Morgan is 100% considering getting Liam a fancy collar at some point.
Because if you have a good name you have to FLAUNT it.
Not that he gave the cat three fucking names because who needs THREE names, FELIX. ]
maybe, but don't call me out like this!!!!
...Whew! A tough call to make, even as Felix brings a hand to his forehead and tries to. Calmly think.]
Who named him? [He's, oh, 99.9% sure he knows the answer, so:] And why?
[Is this a name from a stupid book...]
CALLS U OUT EVEN MORE belatedly GOD ELIA IM SORRY
I did! Don't you think he has a Liam face? Yes you DO. Who has a Liam face???
[ Obviously half that comment was in cat-talk...you know, like baby talk. But for cats! ]
YOU'RE FINE!! i still love u, maggie!
He has a cat face.
[Hence: Cat! But boy, does Felix feel... decidedly stupid as soon as that surly sentence leaves his lips? Time to turn away.]
Whatever. Now he's your problem.
[Except they all know that's a lie, because while Liam likes everyone, Liam likes Felix's grumpy-ass nature best of all. Why? Like appreciates like, or... something.]
GOOD
[ THEN WHY DID MORGAN NAME HIM...
Because someone had to, tbh. ]