[Seeing Liam involves Felix a) bringing him to The House or b) sending a picture, which he is absolutely terrible at. Both options... suck! Therefore, watch (well, listen to) him pointedly ignore that first sentence!]
[It would take you like 2 mins to send a picture of Liam, Felix.]
Er, no. Not exactly.
[He doesn't own any such creature, and it is not exactly... a cat, either.]
Though I have won the curious affections and loyalty of a young chimera, who resides in a stretch of forest just south of the Orionis mountain range. I even have a claw mark or two to show for it.
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Don't tell me you have a cat of your own.
[Cats are too good for boars.]
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Er, no. Not exactly.
[He doesn't own any such creature, and it is not exactly... a cat, either.]
Though I have won the curious affections and loyalty of a young chimera, who resides in a stretch of forest just south of the Orionis mountain range. I even have a claw mark or two to show for it.
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A what, [is Felix's flat response, because seriously, what the fuck.] You spend your days taming beasts?
[The irony?]